Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” And, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the ‘Skins say “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of the Raiders said, “To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.” Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height.” and “You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements: “I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.” Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.” Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes.” Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.” Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team’s 7-27 record: “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road.. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.” (1992) Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” (1982) Tommy Lasorda , Dodger manager, when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations: “He wants Texas back.” (1981) Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning: “One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?” (1966) Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team’s co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis: “I’m Going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.” (1981) Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn’s football dorm had destroyed 20 books: “But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.” (1991) Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: “I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.” (1986)Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: “It’s basically the same, just darker.” (1991)Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his decision not to vote: “I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I’d get shot.” (1996)Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: “I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’ ” (1991) Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” (1991) Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” (1987)
...shaquille oneal and bill walton attack each other !!
i agree with bill walton , shaq while with the heat said that he cant play anymore and now he says that he can win a championship and ready to play .
Shaquille ONeal News
 Washington Post | Phoenix Suns' Shaquille O'Neal fined $25K for behavior after ejection ESPN - Shaquille O'Neal lost the argument, and now he'll lose some cash as well. The NBA fined the Suns center $25000 on Monday for verbal abuse of an official and Lakers coach Jackson responds to O'Neal chatter Shaq fined $60K in 5-day span O’Neal fine with $25000 fine from NBA |
 Sydney Morning Herald | Celtics' Garnett suspended, Suns' O'Neal fined TSN.ca, Canada - Celtics forward Kevin Garnett has been suspended one game without pay and Suns centre Shaquille O'Neal has been fined $25000 in two separate incidents from NBA briefs Suspension surprises Celtics Rivers annoyed with Garnett’s suspension |
Shaq Blames Jax For Stoking Kobe Feud AHN - Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - In a recent interview with the Sacramento Bee, superstar center Shaquille O'Neal blamed coach Phil Jackson for stroking the rivalry Shaq changes his Kobe-Lakers story again |
 Washington Post | Utah Jazz swat Shaq, dash past Phoenix Deseret News, UT - Behind three fourth-quarter rejections of Shaquille O'Neal, a 21-point, 15-rebound double-double by Carlos Boozer and another 21 points from CJ Miles, Utah Jazz: Utah remains unbeaten at home Jazz end 3-game skid with 109-97 win over Suns Suns-Jazz Preview |
 CNN | Shaquille O'Neal's hero gives abuse victims a way out CNN - LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Volunteering with local law enforcement, Shaquille O'Neal has learned from his peers that domestic violence calls are among |
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